Friday morning at approximately 3:45 a.m., two white males wearing masks robbed the new Corner Store at FM 1314 and Loop 336. The suspects were dressed in dark plaid, flannel shirts and fled into the woods after leaving the store with Newport cigarettes and a small amount of cash. Conroe Police are reviewing surveillance video in an attempt to identify the robbers.
Something is fishy here. White males stealing newports? Wearing flannel shirts in the summer? I bet there’s no surveillance video either.
Newports? Really? Looks like 2 of The Village People have fallen on hard times.
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