…and YOU need to try it!
MONTGOMERY COUNTY, TX- The folks who operate Honor Cafe in Conroe, arguably the most patriotic eatery in Texas, now offer bags of their rich, delicious coffee for sale!
Globe and Anchor Coffee is a unique blend of Colombian and Guatemalan beans that make a delightfully smooth, yet robust and flavorful coffee that rivals costly gourmet blends. The front of the bag says “Smooth, Bold and Well-Balanced, But Better Than Any Enlisted Deserves”. It’s a confident claim for a coffee to make, but Globe and Anchor Coffee definitely has good reason to brag! Simply opening the bag and smelling the grounds is a joy, for real coffee lovers!
Best of all, Globe and Anchor Coffee is not sold where mouth-breathing woke folks order coffees in sizes with names that make them feel smarter than they actually are, despite paying ridiculous sums for coffee containing multiple ingredients that make it taste like anything else. I’m talking about so-called coffee that’s so far from being real, even the sizes of the cups they sell bear no resemblance to anything recognizable. Let’s be honest, those people don’t like coffee. If they did, they wouldn’t need it to taste like a filled donut. In reality, they just want a caffeine buzz and don’t mind sounding paying, and looking like idiots to get it.
You’re either offended by now, or you’re smirking and thinking of someone I just described. Now, I can’t help those people. I can make fun of them, but I can’t relate to them. We don’t even speak the same language and we definitely don’t enjoy the same hot beverage. The hard truth is, coffee doesn’t need all of those flavors- it has a flavor- It’s COFFEE!!!
*deep breath*
Globe and Anchor Coffee was created by and is sold by Honor Cafe, which is a 100 percent veteran owned business that pays tribute to veterans, military memorabilia, and the battles that shaped this great nation. Their food is amazing, and the atmosphere is as unique as it is comfortable. The Honor Cafe employs a staff who’s always a pleasure, and never makes diners feel like they’re an imposition! Adding a coffee that rivals that of any 5-star restaurant (and I can even brew some at home!) makes Honor Cafe the whole package!
Don’t take my word for it. Try it for yourself! (Unless you’re one of those ‘woke folk’ trying to remember the foreign word for a regular sized cup of what you pretend is coffee… If that’s you, and you read this far, seek help… seriously.)
