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most know what the mile high club is-but what is it when it is in a cop car?


On Monday, around 2 p.m., a Pct. 4 Deputy Constable responded to the Whataburger in the 23,600 block of US Hwy 59 in Porter where a reportee told 911 call takers an intoxicated white male was passed out and his friend, another intoxicated white male, was attempting unsuccessfully to wake him by slapping him.


The deputy arrived to find the two males (one still unconscious and unresponsive) and a female.  While searching the unconscious male for identification, the deputy located dozens of Hydrocodone and Soma pills. He also noticed the conscious male (30-year-old Howard Keith Windham of New Caney) dropping something under the table, which turned out to be another Soma tablet.  Windham had a Soma tablet in his pocket as well.

The female (44-year-old Tina Marie Arie of Porter) admitted giving the unconscious male some of her Hydrocodone. Prescription bottles recovered from her vehicle contained Hydrocodone and Soma matching the appearance of the pills removed from the pocket of the unconscious male.

The Pct. 4 deputy arrested Windham for Possession of a Controlled Substance and Arie for Delivery of a Controlled Substance.  The unconscious male was transported by EMS to a nearby hospital.

While en route to male and female booking, the deputy noticed the pair moving around in the back of the patrol car. He looked in his rearview mirror and could no longer see Tina Arie. She told the deputy she had her head on Howard Windham’s lap because she was tired. However, when the deputy pulled over to the side of the road, he could see that despite both parties being handcuffed behind their backs, Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia. The deputy ordered them to cease the sexual contact and then continued driving to the jail. There were no additional charges.


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  1. Wow, that is amazing, she sure is talented. I am glad they got them off the streets for a few hours anyway, but they will be right back out there at it again. And to the person that said “East County trash at it’s best” FYI, this happens everywhere, every county, every city, every state, EVERYWHERE, there are respectful hard working people in East County as well as other areas, so please do not generalize. Why not just call them trash and not the area.

  2. Oh how freakin sick. My god what do people think these days. Guess she had to get her last piece before getting locked up huh!!! Ok but which one was her other half. The man in the car or the man that got transported. And I thought that law enforcement was not supposed to transport two diffrent sexes in the same car.

  3. Man she’s a cutie,,,,,,,about what you’d picture after hearing the story.,,,,,,,Will Porter ever shake this reputation. Just when you think were moving foward we have 2 idiots like this pop up! This was on the radio yesterday.

  4. well ,,,well lookie lookie,he knows charles bateman””cj”” an im going to tell you all hes a snitch now so watch out if you deal with cj he will try an save his own a**,,,,from jail so youll be the next one ok,,,yeap all those druggys think theyll never get caught but im going to tell you,,,,you will the cops are tired of all the dumb a** people making money selling when theres people who bust their butt at a real job……..

  5. OH, and what a nice Constable. “no additional charges” He gave them a pass. I applaud him for being that guy, and getting these people off the street, so my kids didn’t see this.
    This was 2pm, not 2am.. damn

  6. HAHA, oh man. Come on now, that takes talent. Handcuffed and still got his pants off/down. That and what a friend. You’re handcuffed, heading to jail, and they throw you some love’in.

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